GrindHouse Presents: Planet Terror 5/5stars

Grindhouse Presents: Planet Terror
Written and Directed by :Robert Rodriguez
Starring:Rose McGowan,Freddy Rodríguez,Josh Brolin,Marley Shelton,Jeff Fahey

Synopsis:

After an experimental bio-weapon is released, turning thousands into zombie-like creatures, it’s up to a rag-tag group of survivors to stop the infected and those behind its release.

Review:

Cherry Darling(Rose McGowan) a local Go Go dancer,El Wray(Freddy Rodriquez),and countless other people are trapped in a city over run by flesh eating zombies(are they considered zombies since they can talk??).
The story that unfolds is a gore filled , over the top action packed movie sprinkled with just the right amount of comedy.The second of the “Grindhouse” feature is the brainchild of Robert Rodriquez(Desperado).
The script is dead on,with great dialogue and a perfect cast.Planet Terror has toppled The Devil Rejects as my number one movie of all time.It’s a great experience form beginning to end. my only gripe is I wished it could have been a bit longer.If you are a fan of brutal,over the top action/horror movies then do yourself a favor and watch this movie asap.
Verdict: Buy!! 5/5stars

My Top 10 Horror Movies

I love horror movies. When I was younger I used to get nightmares just hearing the “Nightmare On Elm Street” theme. As I grew older , I shed that childish fear like a  snake sheds it skin. Now I”ll watch any horror movie. I prefer Supernatural(paranomral) movies the most but for some reason it seems this type of horror movie is rarely made. Sure Amityville Horror(Original),House On Haunted Hill,Hell House and a few others were released,but unlike the other horror sub-genres it is a minority. Enough with the chit chat on to the list .

10. The Alien Quadrology(1979/1986/1992/1997)

First off I’d like to note that I don’t consider Alien vs. Predator part of the series.The original Alien(directed by Ridley Scott) is the the shining gem of the triology. The creature design by H. R. Giger is creepily outstanding and the subject of many of my nightmares around that time.The movie is packed with chilling scenes and clearly a true classic.The reason for this being so low on the list is because while the other movies in the franchise are good none were up to the standard of the first. Oh btw the face hugger is just an awesome concept for a creature.
9.Sleepaway Camp(1983/1988/1989)

A nice place for a summer vacation. A perfect place to die!
Sleepaway camp is great gory fun. The story is simple , Angela Baker comes to live with her cousin Ricky and his mom Martha. Eight years later , Angela is painfully shy teenage girl. She and Ricky are sent to a summer camp and shortly things start to go wrong as people end up dead.Some of the death scenes are gorry and good . The most memorable moment of the whole series is the last scene in the original.  I won’t ruin it for those that haven’t seen it but its a shocker! The other two movies in the series pretty standard but still worth a watch.It’s being reported that more films are expected for the franchise, hopefully they are better than some of the recent crop of horror movies.
8. (tie)Dog Soldiers(2002)

Six British Army soldiers begin a training mission in the Scottish Highlands when they stumble upon the brutalized remains of another military group who were doing the same exercise.A survivor of the previous group cryptical explains what attack his grouped while  the guys come upon the realization that something is stalking them in the woods. It was released in the US straight to dvd. It’s tied with Ginger Snaps as my favorite werewolf movie.
8.(tie)Ginger Snaps(2000/2004/2004)

Ginger and Brigitte Fitzgerald are teenage sisters obsessed with death. Ginger,the oldest sister is attacked by The Beast of Bailey Downs and later that night her wounds start to miracoulously  heal and the sisters knew that she was changing.What emerges is a damn excellent werewolf movie. While the sequel and prequel aren’t near as good as the original  they still hold a spot with me.
7.28 Days Later(2002)

A powerful virus escapes from  research facility in Britian.Transmitted in a drop of blood and devastating within seconds, the virus locks those infected into a permanent state of murderous rage.Within 28 days the country is on the brink of complete destruction as several survivors start their quest on securing a future for themselves. Technically its not considered a zombie movie but I like the premise and the cinematographry as well.
6.(tie)The Friday The 13th Franchise(1980)

Another classic horror franchise thats a must see. When you hear the word horror you immediately think Jason and/or Freddy adn thats why they are tied in the 6th slot.
6.(tie) A Nightmare On Elm Street Franchise(1984)

What really stands out to me about this franchise is Robert Englunds portrayal as Freddy Kreuger. One of the top franchises of the genre and deserves a spot in any top 10 list.
5.The Exorcist(1973)

You cannot call yourself a true horror fan if you haven’t seen this movie. This and the original Halloween are two must watch films. I was too chicken to watch this movie when I was younger and I’ve only watched all way through two times since. it’s down right terrifying and pulls out all the stops.
4.Halloween(1978)

This will always remain in my top list in some fashion. Joh Carpenter’s Halloween is a true gem in horror and a must watch for all  horror fans.
3.Halloween(2007)

Rob Zombie’s reimagining of of John Carpenter’s 1978 Halloween.While many dismiss the film,but I like the changes that Zombie made. Tyler Mane as Micheal  was a great choice, Michael is more imposing and just plain bad ass in this film.
2.The Devil’s Rejects(2005)

God Bless Rob Zombie!! Once my number one horror movie,only ousted  by Planet Terror is a wonderful movie.It’s a sequel to the 2003 House of 1000 Corpses(written and directed by Zombie ). Taking place six months after the events of the first movie,sheriff John Quincy Wydell and a posse of troopers attack the Firefly’s family house. During the attack Otis and Baby escape and seek refuge and leave a path of destruction and murders in their wake. While House of 100 Corspes was more of a grotesque sort of horror,Rejects is gritty and realisitc which I love.
1.Grindhouse Presents: Plane Terror(2007)

Ahh Planet Terror! The newly crowned champ. I watched this movie last saturday and I fell in love immediately. I’ve watched it twelve times since and its still like I’m watching it for the first time.The second feature film in the Grindhouse package(the other being Death Proof) is filled with blood,guts,romance,and laugh out loud moments, the perfect blend that makes a stellar viewing experience. I have yet to watch Death Proof but if its as good as this then I’ll fall in love fast.

Honorable mentions go to
Evil Dead.- its a a great movie and used to be in my top three. Really it should still be lol
The Childs Play Franchise
Jaws

if you know of any good paranormal type movies please leave me a comment as I’m always on the hunt for good horror movies.

The Mist****stars

The Mist
Written and Directed By Frank Darabont
Starring:Thomas Jane,Marcia Gay Harden,William Sadler,Laurie Holden
SYNOPSIS:
The night after a maleovent thunderstom,a strange thick mist envelops a small community.Unseen creatures begin attacking townsfolk who wonder out in the mist,David Drayton(Jane) and other members of the community barricade themselves in the local supermarket.
REVIEW:
Based on Stephen King’s 1980 Novella “The Mist”,Darabont’s adaptation really pulls out the stops and delivers a solid horro/scifi film.I loved the creature design in this movie, its liked they pulled the ugly nasties from my nightmares when I was a kid. The biggest dynamic is with the citizens that are holed up in the supermarket,personalities soon clash and the one that scared me the most was the religious nut played by Marcia Gay Harden.I was literally shouting in disgust when she was on the screen. The ending is different from the novella and boy it’s a huge twist. The Mist finally delivers a great ending that doesn’t pull any punches,while most people frown upon the ending I love it because its different then whats been shoved down out throats lately.
Verdit:for the weary rent but for fans and horror buffs I say BUY!! 4/5stars

After Dark Horrorfest Presents-Mulberry Street**stars

Mullberry Street
Directed By Jim Mickle
Starring:Vonia Arslanian,Kim Blair,Larry Fessenden, Adam Folk, Mike McGrath, Debbie Rochon, Lou Torres, Antone Pagan.

SYNOPSIS:
An infection quickly spreads throughout Manhattan turning citizens into rat like creatures. Several apartment tenants must take a stand and protect themselves as the city devolves into madness.

REVIEW:
Usually most of the 8 Films To Die For films are pretty decent but this one is atrocious. The make up and special effects are laughable especially when you see on of the creatures for the first time. While its a different take on the average zombie movie this movie stinks.
VERDICT:Avoid At ALL Costs!! 2/5stars